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$7.5 $15 In stock

Category: bachelorette parties ;)

The Awk Towel from Awkward Essentials is a playful take on a classic hand towel, designed to add a bit of humor to your collection. Made from our signature 100% cotton terry velour, this towel is soft, absorbent, and ready for those less conventional uses.

  • 100% cotton terry velour construction for a soft, plush feel
  • Measures 15" x 18" — a versatile size for unexpected cleanups
  • A cheeky addition to any gathering, especially bachelorette parties
  • Part of the Awkward Essentials collection, known for its lighthearted approach

Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ellie W. ★★★★★

Got this for my best friend's bachelorette weekend and it was the perfect conversation starter in the bathroom. The cotton terry velour is genuinely plush, not rough like some novelty towels I've tried, and it soaked up spills just fine. Everyone kept asking where it was from.

Kevin E. ★★★★★

The terry velour is soft enough that I almost forgot it's a gag gift, but the joke landed perfectly with my girls. It's now the first thing guests grab when they visit my bathroom.

Robert W. ★★★★★

The 100% cotton terry velour is seriously plush, and the joke lands perfectly with my friend group. It’s become the most-talked-about towel in my bathroom, and honestly, it’s soft enough to use every day without feeling gimmicky.